Frequently Asked Questions
How do I know if I am a reckless texter?
Usually the red eyes are a true sign, but if you find yourself in say, a car accident, bloody, bruised and clinching your cell phone in mid text, you may just be addicted. It's time to call us!
What is the Gannett Action System?
G.A.S. is our patented process of systematic rehabilitation. It is a regimented process of redirecting the impulses and reckless urges to text while doing more important things. Once a subject has passed G.A.S. they usually feel a whole lot better and things change around them almost immediately.
How did Dave and Bobby meet?
They met online in a chat room and were instant friends.
Is Dave single?
Dave chooses to keep his personal life out of the limelight, we respect his privacy.
My friend is a reckless texter, how can I help them?
You are already halfway there. Being their friend is the first step to a speedy recovery. If you see them in a risky situation, be a friend and ask for their keys.
"Friends don't let friends drive and text.
Are there other forms of reckless texting?
Yes! We have seen all kinds. One person almost was killed by a falling piano, another was about to walk off a bridge. There are many ways to text recklessly.
Do you suggest doing away with texting completely?
Heck no! Texting is life! How else would you communicate with your friends? Call them on the phone? That's not cool at all.